FML

Talking to a relative I haven’t seen since I was like 8

And she asks about prom, I tell her I am borrowing my aunts shoes, she asks “how is this possible” and I say “well, we are all size 3 so…” and she laughs historically and says “Oh! You’re serious? Well isn’t that… cute.”

my-lovely-lightning-in-a-bottle:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

OH MY GOD AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU JUST PICKED A RANDOM NUMBER FOR THE PERCENT BUT THEN I LOOKED AGAIN

24601% DONE

24601

aurorastormborn:

lumoscharley:

getting the feeling I missed something again.

what did you miss charles barkley?

You know when you’re convinced someone hasn’t said something important? D: IDK man, today has messed with my mind!!

possibly one of the only pictures of my face that I like?

getting the feeling I missed something again.

littledallilasbookshelf:

The Last Bookstore, San Francisco, CA

tawnyscostumesandcuriosities:

Dating to about 1850, this beautiful gold tiara is set with round and leaf-shaped cabochon garnets in the form of a half-circlet of flowers and foliage. Made in England, the tiara shows the sort of requisite ornament worn by aristocratic English ladies at important functions. Similarly, it’s wholly demonstrative of the jewelry designs of the 1850s—designs which relied on natural ornament and motifs based on the beauty of the English garden